abernathy, sean w.

[SEAN ABERNATHY!]

sean william abernathy,

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TWENTY. SEAN. DRUMMER. HETEROSEXUAL. ROACHES IN HOLLYWOOD. [/font]

obnoxious . egotistical . random

and when i get there
it won’t be far enough,
i’m a renegade, it’s in my blood,
if ever i get there
it won’t be fast enough,
i’m a renegade, i always was

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PARAMORE → RENEGADE

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Introduce yourself for us. What’s your name? When were you born?

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“My full name is Sean William Abernathy. Pronounced shawn. Not seen, as some weirdos say it. I was born on Halloween; October 31st. I know, I love Halloween. I like dressing up. I usually go as a fairy princess unicorn from the land of the elves. Kidding, kidding. Or am I? I'm actually a guy, though, and I enjoy the warmth of females. I sometimes like to wear their clothes, but that doesn't mean I like men. I'm twenty, finally out of those wretched teenage years. I'm getting old and it's scary.”

So, how would you describe yourself physically?

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“You wanna know what I look like? Well, you’re looking right at me. But since you’re apparently blind, I’ll save you the trouble of feeling me up. And anyway, even if you touched me all over, you wouldn’t know what color everything is.. So.. let’s see. I have, like, dark hair.. sort of. Yeah. My eyes are a mesmerizing.. brown..that knocks all the girls off their feet. Because, you know, they’re like a pool of beautiful yummy melted chocolate or something. I’m pretty much average weight and height for my age of twenty. I mean, I’m not scrawny but I don’t exactly have that much muscle. Do with that what you want. I have no tattoos. They’re gross. I also have no piercings. They are also gross. Like facial piercings are really not my style, and gauges make me want to vomit. Is that a good enough physical description of me for you? To summarize myself up, I’m a hot sex god.”

Can you describe your personality for us?

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“Don’t even get me started on myself. I will go on for hours. Honestly. Well, you asked for it, so here we go. I can be described as a lot of things. I’m immature and obnoxious. I’m nosy, annoying, rude, strange, wild, random, crazy, and all that good stuff. I’ll pretty much say whatever the hell I want without thinking, which can sometimes get me in a bit of trouble. I like to speak my mind and often offend people. I also like to make inappropriate comments and awkward noises whenever I feel like it. I love to make people laugh and I’m always trying to ease the mood. Apparently I have a twisted sense of humor. Well, I was always the class clown in high school as you can probably tell. ‘That’s what she said’ jokes were one of my favorites. Also, making fun of the teachers. I managed to get detention all of the time for being a distraction to the ‘learning environment’ or whatever the heck. YOLO, though, right?

But enough about my obnoxiousness. Music is my main passion, has been since school. I can play the saxophone, guitar, and piano. But my main love has always been percussion. Hitting things with sticks is absolutely invigorating. That’s kind of why I’m a drummer in a band, which has been a huge dream come true for me. It’s kind of a little but awesome. I’ve always loved drumming. I always drummed on my desk at school and started awesome ghetto beats that some people would join in on. I still drum on any and everything.

I’m no good with relationships at all. Love doesn’t exist and no one can be trusted. Wow, that sounded really dark and depressing but it isn’t that bad, trust me. I’m normally one for just hot make-out sessions and the whole ‘friends-with-benefits’ deal. I don’t sleep with complete strangers because that’s awkward, but I’m no Saint. Hey, guys have needs, you know. Not only that, but girls can get so bitchy, whiny and needy. You know what I mean? They always expect something from you like commitment and a relationship and stuff. They really try to get you trapped with that. It’s gross. And they’re always doing their make-up. Eh, whatever.

I love to eat pizza. I also like stuffed animals, fluffy pillows, soft blankets, and cats. I may or may not own fifteen pillow pets. Don’t tell anyone but.. I absolutely love reading. Like, I will read anything. I even read the Twilight series, though it was never as good as the Hunger Games. I hate bees/wasps and other stinging creatures, dogs that slobber excessively, religion, and politics. Are we done here? I’m just a one of a kind guy, okay. Sometimes I seem bipolar. Anyway, there’s no one else out there like me so get used to it. So yeah this was all pretty personal for me so I think um I’m done talking about this. But yeah, thanks.”

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MY NAME IS SAM, I AM EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD AND HAVE BEEN ROLE PLAYING FOR SEVEN YEARS, ON AND OFF. I FOUND THIS SITE VIA PROBOARDS ADVERTISING, I THINK IT’S AWESOME!

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