prying open my third eye ,

[axel wolff!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] AXEL WOLFF (MAY 23RD, 5:30 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE You had better be ready to get fucking drunk. [/style]

[GAMBIT SLADE!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] GAMBIT SLADE (MAY 23RD, 5:30 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE i was born ready, motherfucker. obviously. look at me, lmfao.[/style]

[axel wolff!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] AXEL WOLFF (MAY 23RD, 5:32 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE don't get too cocky, mother fucker. last time i out drank you, and i'm old as fuck. [/style]

[GAMBIT SLADE!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] GAMBIT SLADE (MAY 23RD, 5:30 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE i was still almost wasted from the night before, so that doesn't count. well, that absinthe probably would've fucked my shit up anyway. but that's besides the point. we going for public intoxication tonight?[/style]

[axel wolff!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] AXEL WOLFF (MAY 23RD, 5:32 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE hey, don't get me wrong, i got pretty fucked, but i still out drank you. oh god, that and the sever jagerbombs, those didn't help. i wanted to pass out so bad but i couldn't. haha. hmm, we have an important promotion to do tomorrow so we should lay low.[/style]

[GAMBIT SLADE!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] GAMBIT SLADE (MAY 23RD, 5:30 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE if i had stayed standing any longer i probably would've eaten the side of the table, so don't feel that bad lmfao. fuck, really? uhhhh, okay. how about we haul over a barbecue and have at'er?[/style]

[axel wolff!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] AXEL WOLFF (MAY 23RD, 5:32 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE barbeque sounds fine, just remember hard liquor. oh and bring some of those fine ladies you call your 'friends'.[/style]

[GAMBIT SLADE!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] GAMBIT SLADE (MAY 23RD, 5:30 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE i already have the alcohol, stupid. when do i ever not have hard liquor stashed somewhere in my bus? and i don't think any of my friends want a piece of the axe-mister after getting a taste of this beast bahaha[/style]

[axel wolff!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] AXEL WOLFF (MAY 23RD, 5:32 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE i'm pretty sure your friends want a piece of a real, experienced man.[/style]

[GAMBIT SLADE!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] GAMBIT SLADE (MAY 23RD, 5:30 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE right, 'cause there's nothing like hearing your lay's hip crack while he 'gives it to you' lmfao[/style]

[axel wolff!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] AXEL WOLFF (MAY 23RD, 5:32 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE you're lucky i like you, boy. or else your head would be in a meat grinder, right now.[/style]

[GAMBIT SLADE!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] GAMBIT SLADE (MAY 23RD, 5:30 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE oh i know. i feel sorry for the bastard that pisses you off when no one's looking. but while we're on the topic of meat, i don't think we have any steak in our freezer anymore. whenever you drag your grampy old ass over here, you should steal some from whoever you can. gambit wants his meat, bitch.[/style]

[axel wolff!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] AXEL WOLFF (MAY 23RD, 5:32 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE damn right. last guy didn't make it out alive. steak? we have tons in my hotel room. i'll grab some. but you're going to have to beg for it.[/style]

[GAMBIT SLADE!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] GAMBIT SLADE (MAY 23RD, 5:30 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE awhh, that's so adorable. i don't beg to get my dick sucked, the fuck makes you think i'm gonna beg for your meat, axe? ;p[/style]

[axel wolff!]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,5,true] AXEL WOLFF (MAY 23RD, 5:32 PM)

[atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 23px; color: #202020; width: 180px; text-align: center;]TEXT MESSAGE because if you don't, i'll fucking make you.[/style]