Post by neko on Apr 13, 2012 18:49:54 GMT -5
kaiden james wolfe ,
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guarded . pessimistic . sarcastic
[/i]I'm thinking I am starting to see
I have become everything I didn't want to be
I'm really getting sick of myself
Cause when I look into the mirror, I see somebody else ,
PAPA ROACH → BE FREE
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NOW THAT WE KNOW YOUR NAME, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD PREFER TO BE CALLED?
"i don't care, some people call me kai but i couldn't give a shit what you call me, as long as it isn;t stupid.."
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"male...stupid question."
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"i'm twenty one, since last january ."
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"i'm twenty one not fifty, i'd hope i didn't look fifty. your stupid, go away."
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"wouldn't you like to know?."
DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"yeah you are...uh i dunno? since i last checked 6'2"ft?."
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"uh...what the hell? i'm not gay...."
OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
"no? i get sea sick way too easily."
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"uh get drunk, wasted, write music , paint. you know, whatever comes to mind.."
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"music, though that's a given, since i'm in a band and it's my whole life, yeah. i also like going out, drinking mostly. and eating morons ; )"
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"i don't know, maybe idiot interviews and dumb questions. and pretty much alot of other stuff, like getting up far too early , 'commitment' , authority and hugh jackman. "
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"getting woman to swoon at my feet, haha. uh other than that i dunno, singing, i guess? ."
THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"really there''s anything i'm not so good at oh wow, let me see....um probably listening to others and being open and being whats the word...'nice'? that's it..."
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"oh wow you're so amazing."
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"yeah...and uh i dunno? she has to be hot? i think that's all? and put up with my shit, but i don't do relationships so it doesn't matter."
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"clingy girls, just no. and too much fake tan that they look orange, and fakes and beards. not exactly what i'm looking for."
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"yeah whatever"
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"fuck you , you're a moron"
FAVORITE FOOD?
"shit."
FAVORITE MOVIE?
"all the batman movies."
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"hollow crown."
FAVORITE DRINK?
"jack daniels"
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"sex education ."
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"south park."
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"halloween, fall."
FAVORITE WORD?
"boobs."
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"night."
FAVORITE COLOR?
"black."
FAVORITE TOY?
"my toy batmoblie i got when i was like eight."
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"do i really have to? can't you just guess? i'm 21, in a band and i hate people? not everyone just you haha. i really don't feel like talking about myself. i'm just me, someone that's moving forward and concentrating on the future rather than anything else. i'm not the nicest person ever? but who cares? ."
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"family blows. my mom was a sixteen year old hooked on heroin when she got knocked up with me. i was five when i was put into care. that;s all you're getting."
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP ON TOUR?
"hard work i guess? we weren't even supposed to be on the bill but hey i'm not complaining, we'll be big someday."
RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"i don't have one."
HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"no."
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"for you to go away, more booze and...i wish i could change the past."
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"no"
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"no."
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"space"
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"go die."
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"not really? stay in school , don't listen to this jackass here."
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"thank fuck."
secrets ;;
1. has suffered from manic depression and nightmares from as long as he could could remember, stemming from his abusive and neglected childhood, which only got worse within time. he was constantly bounced from foster family to foster family, not really fitting in anywhere.
2. ran away from his foster family when he was fifteen and went to stay with his then girlfriend.
3. she fell pregnant and he left school to try and support her but tragically the baby died unexpectedly after a traumatic birth. his then girlfriend left him in her own grief as he battled to try and move on with his life.
4. he was only seventeen, lost and confused. he turned to alcohol , getting himself involved with drugs. he tried to kick the habit when he had a near fatal overdose and got himself back into his first love, music.
5. still in the midst of his drug addiction, though he's trying to hide it from his bandmates.
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