Post by woody maddox! on Apr 13, 2012 11:15:56 GMT -5
woodrow tatum maddox ,
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fiesty . sarcastic . brilliant
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Hold your breath, baby.
We have to make our hearts sit still.
Hold your tongue, honey,
The things we know could unleash hell.
HANDS LIKE HOUSES → ONE HUNDRED
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[/justify]TEXT MESSAGES TO WOODY
"Ayeee, WOODY call me, you need to come pick up this car...yeah..text me back"
"fuckface, please call back. where the fuck have you been? by the way your boss is soooooooo pissed at you haha. and by boss i mean our brother"
"WOODY YOU ARE FIRED. fuckin unreliable bitch. PLEASE DON'T BOTHER COMING INTO WORK TODAY."
"so..my friend said you were flashing people at your brother's club last night and he got a picture. wasn't the first time i've seen your tits. next time you happen to get crazy drunk please invite me. "
"Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future"
'By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you I'M NOT EVEN JOKING "
"I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!"
"thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and your brothers reciting Shakespeare"
"You tried to tell your brother that you wanted cat for breakfast and when you told him no, you tried to throw Fido into the oven."
"Not to be pushy or anything but when the hell are you coming home? call me later."
TEN TEXT MESSAGES FROM WOODY
"oi, i'll be there in a bittt to take it out for a drive. it's the nice mustang right?"
"sorry sorry sorry, hungover, been partying, everyone has so many birthdays this month"
"FINE, YOU'RE A ASSHOLE"
"SO THATS WHY I RECEIVED PICTURES OF MY BOOBS, sorry doll. i'll make sure of itxoxoxo"
"AHAHAHA, did you also step out of a blue booth and claim you were dr. who and that was your tardis. Please for the love of god tell me you did that"
"I DID NOT, OMG I DID NOT. WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?"
"aww, bby. you won't be lonely foreverrr<3 i'll love you"
"did we at least sound somevwhat good?"
"that's why he tried to scratch me this morning. That poor animal, why are there cats around me when i'm shitfaced. that's not the greatest idea."
"too busy to text xoxox Woody"
TOP TEN MOVIES
o n e . The Lost Boys. t w o . Hellboy t h r e e . 30 Days of Night f o u r . LOTR f i v e . Thor. s i x . Captain America s e v e n . EVERY BATMAN MOVIE MADE e i g h t . 500 Days of Summer n i n e . Monsters INC t e n . Emperors New Groove
TOP FIVE BOOKS
o n e . Dexter Series. t w o . The Hunger Games Series. t h r e e . The Heroin Diaries. f o u r . The Dirt. f i v e Harry Potter
TOP TEN BANDS
o n e . You Me At Six. t w o . Brand New t h r e e . Dance Gavin Dance f o u r . Like Moths to Flames f i v e . Woe, Is Me. s i x . The Amity Affliction s e v e n . Sleeping With Sirens e i g h t . Pierce the Veil n i n e . La Dispute t e n . The Early November
TWEETS FROM WOODY
@woodywoodpeckerr oh you crazy kids #drunkftw @woodywoodpeckerr just brought spiderman footie pjs omg @woodywoodpeckerr watching dr. who. bring it on. @woodywoodpeckerr i cried during human centipede does anyone else find that fucking odd? @woodywoodpeckerr HUNGER GAMES TRILOGY IS DONE. BRB DYING IN MY OWN POOL OF TEARS.
FIFTEEN FACTS ABOUT WOODY
o n e . She's twenty two years old, born on June third. t w o . Her mother left her when she was three, her father left her when she was fifteen, leaving her in the car of her oldest brother. t h r e e . Born and raised in Georgia f o u r . She owns two cats named Fido and Fish. f i v e . Hartley is and will always be a adrenaline junkie. s i x . Is a Dexter addict. s e v e n . Tried out as a part time model, hated it. e i g h t .before the band pursued a career in bmxing. n i n e .Woody is a ex street racer. She had a nearly fatal car accident that caused severe burn scars up her back. They are only visible when she wears open back shirts though, which she occasionally does. t e n . Was suspended from her old school three times for fighting.. e l e v e n . Has a addiction to black and white horror movies and nutella. t w e l v e . Blames herself for her mother leaving her and her brothers. t h i r t e e n . has been suffering from night terrors since her car accident. f o u r t e e n . Started to BMX to distract herself. f i f t e e n . realizes she only feels at home with music.
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