sandvik, harvey 'havoc' g.

[HARVEY HAVOC!]

harvey genevieve sandvik ,

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TWENTY THREE. HARV/ MISS HAVOC. VOCALS & SCREAMS . BI-SEXUAL . SUCCUBUS[/font]

docile . loving . irritable

so! lowly criminal please tell me
how do you plead?
honorable judges, ladies, genetleman of the jury
please allow me to present my case!

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THE AGONIST → THANK YOU, PAIN

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NOW THAT WE KNOW YOUR NAME, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD PREFER TO BE CALLED?
"Well, most of my fans call me 'Miss Havoc' or 'Harvey Havoc', but my boyfriends and close friends called me 'Harv'."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"Uhm...[points to boobies] do these look like they've been slapped on a man?"

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I was born on April twenty third about twenty three years ago, yup yup. That would make me a Taurus, which makes sense because it matches up with a lot of my good and bad quality traits.."

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"On tour? No. Back at home, yes. [laughs] On tour, it's just junk food all of the time and it's really hard to find time to work out. However, I like to count running around on stage screaming my lungs out as some for of exercise because I tend to perform until I can't breath anymore and sweat is pouring out of everywhere. [laughs again]."

OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"HA! Yes, I'm actually a life-size smurf."

DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"About five foot five; I kind of like being smaller on the height side, it makes people all the more shocked when such a big, loud voice comes from such a petite frame. It also helps my boyfriend feel more like a man when I need something taken down from the top shelf [giggles].."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"Not a chance, that guy is straight as a board and this is coming from someone who is as straight as a bendy straw!."

OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
"Nope, but it looks like a lot of fun!"

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"Obviously dance in my underwear, doesn't everyone? [laughs] But actually, I love drawing and writing so I try to do that as much as possible. Also a huge fan of old, classic movies, the black and a whites, y'know?"

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"Oh jeez, this is going to take a while: I enjoy writing both poems and music with Succubus - honestly they're my family, it's great. I really love thunder storms and snow storms, especially in front of a fire with hot chocolate and snuggling. I love fashion, alternative to be exact - I actually make more of my own outfits that you see on stage, it's tons of fun! Not going to lie, I'm a bit of a sex fiend, not that Erik minds, but yeah, I'm a tad bit addicted to sex. [gives a nervous smile] Oh! And Erik, I very much enjoy Erik [winks]. He's all mine girls, keep off! I LOVE ANIMALS! I own six pets at home and I miss them all sooo much when I'm on tour. [pouts]"

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"I really, really hate drugs and alcohol; I won't judge you if you use them, but if you try to pressure me into it, we can't be friends. I've never had a drop or a taste of anything and I don't plan to any time soon; it's kind of nice for the guys though, they get their own, personal designated driver. I also really hate the usual things people hate, like racism, sexism, y'know, the stuff that ignorant, bible thumping fuck heads follow because of something that was written thousands of years ago. There's another one! Religion."

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"Well, I'd like to think I'm good at screaming - the people of The Rolling Stone seem to think so - I was voted best female screamer in metal last year. I'm also really good at sewing and cooking, such womanly duties! Oh my! [laughs] I'm also decent at guitar, though I just leave all that stuff up to Erik [shrugs]. Oh! Skateboarding! I'm awesome at skateboarding! Though, not a whole lot of people know that, bahahah."

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"I'm terrible at handwriting, my writing is horrible - it looks like a four year old wrote something! [laughs] I'm also really bad at driving, I try to drive as little as possible because I've probably got in too many accidents to count - nothing major, but yeah...terrible driver. [pauses to think] I'm really bad at telling a lie, the guys say I get this look on my face when I do that just tells everyone I'm lying."

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"[scoffs] Bitch, please! You wanna go?"

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"Well, I love a man who isn't afraid to get down and dirty - y'know, do some house work and stuff. They gotta have a couple of tattoos, a real man has tattoos; gotta be good in bed, man - seriously. [laughs] They have to be funny and sensitive, but not be afraid to get in a fight with me - honestly, I think arguments are a sign to a good relationship. Not full blown, throwing shit around fights, but little tiffs are good - it keeps things interesting and helps you grow as a couple. "

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"Can't be a cocky bastard, I hate cocky bastards. [shakes head] If they're selfish, we're done; can't smoke, 'cause it's disgusting and I don't wanna be kissing that mouth. They can't be a fucking push over! I hate men who just let women walk all over them, as if they're the very air they breathe! I don't wanna be treated like a princess, I wanna be treated like a god damn woman!"

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"I can live with that...I'm kidding, please take me back!."

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"Oh! I love games! Totally ready for this."

FAVORITE FOOD?
"Ice cream."

FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Pulp Fiction."

FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST
"Black Dahliah Murder."

FAVORITE DRINK?
"Chocolate Milk or Hot Chocolate, it's a tie."

FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"Music."

FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"Sporty, duh. She was the only one who could actually sing well.."

FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"Dexter. Mmm, Michael C. Hall...."

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Halloween! But Summer is my favourite season, hands down."

FAVORITE WORD?
"Discombobulated."

FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Cliche but, Bettie Page."

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Midnight, I love nightlife.."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"Blue."

FAVORITE BOOK?
"The Game of Thrones series. I love George R.R Martin."

FAVORITE TOY?
"Erik! [laughs] Naaah. Our new sound system!"

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"I can be very patient and reliable, I don't like drama - seriously, fuckin' hate that shit. I like staying down to ear, so I don't think I've let the fame get to my head, too much. I don't know, maybe I have. I don't take shit from anyone, anyone, you hear me!? [smirks] I am very persistent and can sometimes come off as bossy, but I really don't mean to. Not going to lie, I'm really jealous and possessive - like, when it comes to Erik, sometimes I just wanna bitch slap all of the groupies off him that are trying to get into his pants."

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"I'd rather not talk about my family. I promised myself I never would, because they like their privacy."

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN SUCCUBUS?
"Well, myself and my bassist were pretty much just really bored one day and started dicking around, then we suddenly got this crazy idea that we should get a band together. Honestly, I only ever sang when we first started because I was kind of ashamed of my screaming. I would practice at home for hours and my dad would barge in asking if a cat was dying or something - so yeah, a little discouraged. But then, when we finally managed to bring Erik in, I started screaming, and boy if you could see the looks on their faces - it was priceless! But yeah! Basically myself and my bassist founded the band."

RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"I'm gunna be a rebel and say a few. The first was when we played out first big venue, opening for one of my favourite bands - Otep (that bitch can scream, it's great). The second was when Erik and I kissed for the first time - yes, I know, soooo cheesy! And the last would be when I was voted best female screams. Yeah! That was a night to remember."

HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"When one of our good friends died in a car crash, you can't really mention it to Erik, he gets super emotional."

NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"You're seriously asking me this, after I told you I fucking hate religion? Are you on crack?"

WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"I'm pretty much living it, really. I'm in a band, touring the world in front of thousands of fans, what more do I want?"

WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"I don't fucking know."

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"TRIPPY! Uhm, I wish that our band will stay as successful as they are for the rest of our time together. I wish to stay as young and hot as I am right now and I wish for world peace!"


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"That fuckin' tripped me out, bro."

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"You know the answer to that! I'm with Erik Bjornstad, my lead guitarist and very long time friend."

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"If I wasn't dating someone else, yes. Well, if we did dated, I'd want you to take me to a rad concert, like Decapitated or Job for a Cowboy."

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"You're a persistent little bugger, aren't you?"

ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"Just want to give a shout out to the fans, we fucking love you. You're the best fans we could ever ask for and we wouldn't be where we are if it weren't for you guys! So keep on buying those tickets, 'cause we are not going to disappoint.."

THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"OH SHIT! [runs away]."

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