Post by anonymous! on Jun 5, 2012 20:10:26 GMT -5
blog entry number one,
[/font][/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify]Well, well, well. My first post, hm? Unfortunately, I was unable to join the tour at the very beginning, but what better place to start blogging about gossip than Los Angeles? Thankfully, I have eyes and ears everywhere, so I've got my fair share of scandal to dish out for you all today.
But, where to start? It seems Clio Dane, the tour Media Director, and Aengus O'Rourke, the manager for The Young Sound, are shacking up behind closed doors, but does the blonde realize that Mr O'Rourke has been doing so with the majority of the tour's females? Apparently, Aengus isn't very picky about what women enter his hotel room in the middle of the night. And it's quite an impressive list! The entirety of The Young Sound have been seen entering his hotel room in the late hours of the night at one time or another. I'm betting everything I am that they had no clue that they've all slept with their manager. Rosie Wilson, drummer and keyboardist for Murder Mayhem, was also spotted entertaining Aengus with a bottle of whiskey in hand. And how could we forget little Ellie Stark, roadie for The Young Sound who clearly has a thing for her employer? Looks like Mr O'Rourke will have some explaining to do when he sees Clio next, doesn't it?
Speaking of Miss Wilson, however, it seems like she gets around a fair bit, too. Not only was she spotted with Aengus, she was also seen being carried home by none other than Gambit Slade, who we all know as the vocalist for A Tasteful Death and possesses less than honorable intentions. And only days earlier, she was photographed at an amusement park with St Jimi of Disturb the Peace. Who knew she was tugging at so many heart strings? Or putting so many notches in her bedpost? Either way, hopping in the sack with so many men is not going to get you famous anytime soon, sweetie. Unless you want to be known as the tour whore.
Speaking of whores, Marilyn Knight, the hair & make up artist for Murder Mayhem, was seen in a nightclub with Gambit Slade. Seems like they're at it again, folks! For two independent people that like whoring their selves out, they sure do seem to end up in each other's arms frequently, don't they?
In other news, everyone's favorite pedophile is back on tour! Zachary Stone, bassist for A Tasteful Death made a not-so-triumphant return to tour after tour owner Axel Wolff scolded him for single-handedly lowering ticket sales. Unfortunately, it was via the tour's chatroom. It would have been far more entertaining in person. I doubt that it'll be long before we see fists fly between these two. Everyone knows Mr Wolff has an atrocious temper, and when has Stone ever been able to keep his dick to himself? I wouldn't be surprised if there was an underage girl in his bunk right now.
Speaking of underage girls, rumor has it mute-man Gabriel Lacroix of Hollow Crown is banging Carson O'Reilly of The Cherry Bombs. Let's just hope papa bear Malachi O'Reilly doesn't find out, or else Lacroix might become a mute permanently, rather than voluntarily.
And with all this love, there has to be some break ups, right? From what I hear, Thaddeus Savage of Disturb the Peace and Jess von Mess, vocalist for Welcome the Silent Force are no longer together, if the sightings of Jess canoodling with a mystery man around tour are any indication. Tough luck, kids! I did know it would only be a matter of time, though...
So, that's all for now, folks. I'll be posting more gossip as I hear it. Keep on misbehaving, guys and dolls. I want my next blog to be even better.
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