good morning sunshine * jess

[BRONX DEADMAN!]

[08:13AM] hey, wake up!

[08:17AM] i need to talk to you about something important.

[08:21AM] not kidding, it's really important.

[08:45AM] i just ate a sandwich and took a piss

[08:46AM] just wake uuuup

[08:48AM] you better not be ignoring me because you're shacked up with thad

[JESS VON MESS!]

Dude, I just woke up! I accidentally left on my msn. CALM DOWN! Now what do you need to tell me, mister impatient pants!

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[BRONX DEADMAN!]

When did you ever know me to care about that? When I want to talk to somebody, I want to talk to someone right away. I woulda come to your bus, but I was scared that you were busy shacking up. So, I had a dream that I wore a really ugly outfit on stage, so I need you to help me pick one out for tonight!

[JESS VON MESS!]

This is true. Thad and I never have sex. Ever. That's what I'm telling everyone. Haha. Oh! That sounds like fun! I'm coming to your bus...right after I eat my delicious breakfast burrito and drink some juice.

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[BRONX DEADMAN!]

Don't lie to me, you animal. I don't believe that at all. Good! If you didn't agree, I would've just dragged you here by your ear anyways, so you made the right choice. By the way, you should send Thad on a coffee run or something. I slept in his bunk last night and I still need to put it back into its' normal condition.

[JESS VON MESS!]

I shall do that, he's being a grumpy gus anyways, now that I left the bed to tend to your needs. Awe, did you miss your cuddle-buddy's scent? When was the last time we had a cuddle sesh?

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[BRONX DEADMAN!]

Oh yeah, well then. Send him out for something because I don't want him to be angry with me!! My bunk is boring and Thad wasn't sleeping in his, so... UHM! I don't even remember the last time we had one! But you should hurry up because I'm naked and cold!

[JESS VON MESS!]

hold your horses, mister! I'm pretty much naked myself! Thad says he's going to go out but that he's unhappy that your stealing his woman away from him. What a selfish bastard, there's plenty for Jessjess to go around! Shouldn't he know that by now!? Yeesh. Okay. Okay. Let me get pants on then I'll be on my way!

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[BRONX DEADMAN!]

Pfft, I knew you guys were shacking up. Gross. D:< Well, I don't care that I'm stealing you away anyways because I need help getting dressed. I don't want to wear an ugly outfit anywhere, much less on stage tonight. I'd prefer to go on naked rather than wearing something ugly.

[JESS VON MESS!]

dude! You should just do that! I'm sure your fan base will only expand after pulling a stunt like that! Every girl and guy wants a peek at the Bronxy.

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[BRONX DEADMAN!]

Jessie Lynn! If you think I'd take off my clothes to gain success, then you don't know me at all! Don't even bother coming over now, I am offended.

[JESS VON MESS!]

My goodness, Bronx. You know I'm just kidding! Stop being such a princess! Calm down and wait about three more minutes while I get my shoes on and head over.

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[BRONX DEADMAN!]

Pfft, maybe you don't know me at all, or you'd have known I was just kidding too! Tsk tsk, Noodle.