writing on the walls - GABE

[JAKE FREDRICK!]

thatswhatSHEsaid has signed on,

dude are you here?
for fucks sake man, im me back asap

[GABRIEL LACROIX!]

fuckinghipsters has signed on,

chill, dude. what's the rush?

[JAKE FREDRICK!]

thatswhatSHEsaid has signed on,

what are you doing later!?
i got invited to this killa party, which thus means your invited... cant be chasing tail all by myself now can i?

[GABRIEL LACROIX!]

fuckinghipsters has signed on,

uh, nothing?
you don't need me to chase tail, j. i just make things awkward.

[JAKE FREDRICK!]

thatswhatSHEsaid has signed on,

true, i dont need you, but you sure as hell need me.
fuck man when is the last time you got laid, even?
you need some ass, might help you not be so nervous around the girls you actually dig, you know?

[GABRIEL LACROIX!]

fuckinghipsters has signed on,

idk...
i'll come to the party, but i'm not hooking up with some random chick

[JAKE FREDRICK!]

thatswhatSHEsaid has signed on,

dude why not?
some girl got your eye or something?

[GABRIEL LACROIX!]

fuckinghipsters has signed on,

nope.
i just don't like whoring myself out.

[JAKE FREDRICK!]

thatswhatSHEsaid has signed on,

really? well then i give you props then.
i however cant keep my dick in my pants if i wanted too...
i think i might be a sex addict O.o
i've got a couple girls im after, im really surprised there isnt one you want. your one strange bird man, but i guess your level thinking keeps me out of trouble.

[GABRIEL LACROIX!]

fuckinghipsters has signed on,

nahh, you're not an addict. you're normal. i'm the odd one.
oh, yeah? what girls have caught your eye? might know them.
and that's what i'm good for. keeping you out of trouble.

[JAKE FREDRICK!]

thatswhatSHEsaid has signed on,

haha. well im not a chicken so say so...
im digging that rosie chick, her hair is pretty awesome.
carson, you ever talk to her? i could listen to that accent for hours.
those two mainly... though i have like this school boy crush on jess, but my brother and thad would be the shit out of me

[GABRIEL LACROIX!]

fuckinghipsters has signed on,

ha.
rosie's nice. a bit over the top, though.
and i met carson the other day. she's pretty cool, yeah?
haha, yeah. i wouldn't go after jess, mate. she's taken. not to mention her brother would beat your ass, too.

[JAKE FREDRICK!]

thatswhatSHEsaid has signed on,

yeah she is a bit eccentric.
yeah, car is super cool dude, her accent is amazing.
ya your right they would tear me a new asshole.

so whats new man, and you still willingly to go to that party with me? i guess if you dont want to we could just invite some girls over and drink?

[GABRIEL LACROIX!]

fuckinghipsters has signed on,

ahah, yeah. i don't think i'd be able to get you out of that fight, man.

nah, the party sounds good. someone's gotta be that awkward guy in the corner, right? haha

[JAKE FREDRICK!]

thatswhatSHEsaid has signed on,

can you be ready in like a couple hours?

I'm going to play some call of duty, why whats her face does my hair and then ill be on my way.