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Post by roman2 on Apr 29, 2012 15:37:28 GMT -5
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[/style] not that old, i bet you don't even remember being two
and crows feet are sexy.
well you're not thirty yet so don't worry about your age
no one is as sassy as me so that's impossible!
IT IS EVIL TRUST ME
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Post by COLT MORETTI! on Apr 29, 2012 15:40:41 GMT -5
COLT 45 is online, idc i was still two
psh are not lies lies lies
yeah but when i do i'm gonna cry
PSH I AM SASSIER THAN YOU DAMNIT
it probably thinks you're a sex offender thats why
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Post by roman2 on Apr 29, 2012 15:43:45 GMT -5
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[/style] fine if you want i can cry with you because i'll be two years away from thirty. will that make you feel better about it?
NOPE YOU'RE NOT, I'M THE SASSIEST PERSON OF THEM ALL.
but i'm not
WHY CAN'T IT LOVE ME? |
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Post by COLT MORETTI! on Apr 29, 2012 15:45:43 GMT -5
COLT 45 is online, yes if you were crying too i would feel better
NO NO NO MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHOS THE SASSIEST ONE OF THEM ALL OH COLT!? THANKS FUCK YOU DALE I AM THE WINNER
but you are thats why it does not love you.
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Post by roman2 on Apr 29, 2012 15:50:47 GMT -5
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[/style] and that is why i'm nicknamed ted. i'm too soft not to cry :|
MIRROR WHY DO YOU LIEEEEE
i'm not going to start arguing with you over the fact i'm not a sex offender again.
....i'm still not one though. |
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Post by COLT MORETTI! on Apr 29, 2012 15:54:12 GMT -5
COLT 45 is online, THATS A GOOD THING THOUGH
GIRLS LOVE SENSITIVE GUYS IT MAKES THEM ALL LIKE
GOOOGOO GAGA
NO MIRROR TELLS THE TRUTH DAMN YOU
that made your earlier statement completely invalid because
you are one. YOU ARE A SEX OFFENDER. I SHOULD TWEET THAT
WHEN I GET THE CHANCE.
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Post by roman2 on Apr 29, 2012 16:07:45 GMT -5
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[/style] but i cry too much over spiders
and other things like that
NO I'M SNOW WHITE SO IT'S LYING
NOOOO DON'T TWEET IT because my mom will believe you B| |
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Post by COLT MORETTI! on Apr 29, 2012 16:10:06 GMT -5
COLT 45 is online, SO? thats kinda cute to some girls
the ones that want to keep your balls in their purses i mean
IM SNOW WHITE I HAVE THE BETTER TITS FOR IT
BAHAHAHAHAHA the fact that your mom would believe me
makes me want to tweet it so much more.
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Post by roman2 on Apr 29, 2012 16:17:16 GMT -5
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[/style] OKAY I SHOULD STOP CRYING A LOT THEN
i mean i want to keep my balls
HAVE YOU SEEN MY TITS?
NO YOU HAVEN'T
NO DON'T PLEASE SHE HONESTLY THINKS I AM ALREADY BECAUSE OF DON BUT I WAS ENGAGED SO IT MAKES NO SENSE |
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Post by COLT MORETTI! on Apr 29, 2012 16:20:04 GMT -5
COLT 45 is online, LOLOLOLOL I DONT SEE HOW THAT WORKS
YOU OBVIOUSLY NO HAVE BALLS IF YOU CRY I'M CONFUSED
did you just ask me a question and then answer it yourself?
WHAT IF I HAVE SEEN YOUR TITS
that statement made no sense at all.
still gonna tweet it.
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Post by roman2 on Apr 29, 2012 16:25:04 GMT -5
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[/style] I DO HAVE BALLS
i don't want to show you them to prove it to you. that'd be awkward B|
YES I DID IT WAS RHETORICAL
YOU HAVEN'T unless you've been stalking me YOU STALKER
i know i'm panicking so i'm making no sense.
if you do i'll hate you forever B|
and ever. |
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Post by COLT MORETTI! on Apr 29, 2012 16:28:47 GMT -5
COLT 45 is online, THEY'RE PROBABLY REALLY SMALL JS
THAT WASN'T A INVITATION TO SEE YOUR BALLS THAT'D
MAKE ME FEEL AWKWARD OKAY.
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO ANSWER OKAY!?
AND MAYBE I DID, YOU NEVER KNOW. MAYBE YOU
WERE FLAUNTING YOURSELF TOPLESS AND I SAW YOUR
MAN TITS THAT ARE NOT BETTER THAN MINE.
you would not i would just get you to love me again.
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Post by roman2 on Apr 29, 2012 16:34:48 GMT -5
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[/style] can we stop talking about my balls now?
it's not exactly a comfortable subject....
NOO I DON'T FLAUNT MY BOOBIES I HAVE TOO MUCH SELF RESPECT FOR THAT
and i'm too sassy
BUT THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER BECAUSE
and how would you? if it involves stealing denver ten maybe... |
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Post by COLT MORETTI! on Apr 29, 2012 16:38:29 GMT -5
COLT 45 is online, cause they're small? Cause that's totally understandable if you want to stop talking about them cause they're small
NO YOU WERE DRUNK WEIRDO DONT YOU REMEMBER!?
im sassier fuq you swagswagswag
NO NO MINE ARE BETTER
maybe or maybe i'll pin you down and put a tarantula on top of you
till you admit you love me.
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Post by roman2 on Apr 29, 2012 16:44:11 GMT -5
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[/style] THEY'RE NOT SMALL OKAY
no i don't remember.. probably because i don't get drunk a lot so.... IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER THINGS WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK AND DON'T DRINK A LOT
you know what swag is?
sex with a ginger
you have sex with gingers.
NO NO MINE ARE NO
..i think the sight of it would make me love you again
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